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Now look at you! Where can I get some, Man ? I thought.

Plainly they could see I was not only brilliant beyond any of their capabilities, but I was also loaded! You see, I put my new brain cells to work by building a few successful businesses bringing in over a million dollars a year.

The person most shocked at my transformation was my old high school buddy, Jack asked me, Dude, what happened to you? Are you on some kind of brain steroids or something because you were as dumb as they get.

I ACED every one of my final exams.

My grades improved.

Maybe I should package up my 10 years of research in intelligence growth and market it for the world to see.

It s funny, because my 10th year High School Reunion just passed and everyone wanted to know what I did to make such a drastic change.

So, I began perfecting my secret intellige....

Including the SAT s.

I was even accepted into a major Southern California University to get my Masters Degree in Literature.

Jack may be on to something here.